Daniel 5: 5-12, 1 John 5: 1-5, GPC, 3/18/12, D. Johnson
Are you blessed with a family history of strange sayings? Many of us are.
Parents or grandparents say things like, “It’s colder than a polar bear’s
pajamas on the shady side of the iceberg.” Or here’s another: “It’s colder than
a mother-in-law’s love.” Such sayings may be strange, but we understand polar
bear pajamas and mothers-in-law. My family is one of those that has the really
strange saying, “It’s colder than old Billy Ned.”
I first began wondering who old Billy Ned was when I was a teenager and
we had a big snowstorm. There for a couple of days it was “colder than
old Billy Ned.” But my parents never volunteered an answer as to Billy Ned’s
identity, and I never asked until I was an adult. By then they had forgotten if
they ever knew.
So I’m about the identity of old Billy Ned much
like Babylonian King Belshazzar is about the writing on the wall. “What on
earth does this mean?” Our Daniel lesson tells us that a hand starts writing a
message on King Belshazzar’s plaster. Maybe the hand belonged to old Billy Ned,
God’s instrument, who knows, but it certainly gave the king the chills. What could
it mean, Mene, Mene, Tekel, Parsin? What
language was old Billy Ned writing in? The king consulted all the teachers at
Berlitz Babylon and all the spooks at the BIA, the Babylonian Intelligence
Agency, who spent their days decoding secret messages from the Middle East, but
no one could read the message or interpret it.
At that point the queen reminded the king
that there was a Hebrew fellow in town who was the all-time champ on Jeopardy, Daniel, and that the king’s
father had found him to be exceptionally wise. The king’s father, by the way,
was the one who conquered Israel, tore down Jerusalem, including Solomon’s
Temple, and brought all the capable Israelites, including Daniel, to Babylon as
workers. Belshazzar’s father was named Nebuchadnezzar, which I find intriguing.
You know how over the centuries the letters ‘b’, as in boy, and ‘d’, as in dog,
tend to get mixed up? What if this king’s name was really Ned-uchadnezzar,
first name William? If it was, then we’ve figured out who old Billy Ned is.
He’s Billy Ned-uchadnezzar. And maybe the writing on the wall stems from the lesson
about arrogance that God taught him in Chapter 4 of Daniel. Who knows?
What we do know from the rest of Chapter
5 is that Daniel was brought before King Belshazzar. He read and interpreted
the message, which said the king was arrogant. Because he did not humble
himself before the Lord of heaven, God is going to take King Belshazzar’s empire
away from him. Daniel says, “This is the interpretation of the matter: MENE,
God has numbered the days of your kingdom and brought it to an end; TEKEL, you
have been weighed on the scales and found wanting; PERES, your kingdom is
divided and given to the Medes and Persians.” And that very night Belshazzar,
the Babylonian king, was killed. And Darius the Mede received the kingdom.
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The writing on the wall has to do with
arrogance, which God opposes, but television promotes. Have you noticed how TV
loves arrogant characters? TV Critic
Heather Havrilesky wrote the following back in 2009 about the arrogant
characters on TV programs then. “Arrogance is telegenic. Who knows why? Ask Don
Draper or Tom Colicchio or Jack Donaghy or Tony Soprano. Ask Oprah or Al
Swearengen or Ted Danson or Vic Mackey or Grace Hanadarko or Clay Morrow.” I
don’t even know who 70% of these people are, do you? It has to be true that if
you have no idea who the people are on the cover of a People Magazine, you’re getting old.
Our TV critic continues, “Smugness and
swagger play well on TV. Eye-rolling know-it-alls, snorty laughter, brazen
disregard for other people’s feelings, bullying, condescension, superiority
complexes, overconfident banter…Whether it’s Sons of Anarchy or The
Amazing Race, whether it’s The
Mentalist or Project Runway,” arrogance rules the air ways.
And contributing to audience ratings are
three characteristics of our culture. Commentators of all stripes agree that Americans
are one, into instant gratification, hurry it up; two, we look out for number
one, excessively so; and, three, we are impatient with imperfection – three
characteristics, all of which involve arrogance.
Think about our devotion to instant gratification. We have to have it
all, and we have to have it ASAP. Even when we pray for patience we say, “Lord,
give me patience… and give it to me now!” And it has been this way for some
time, just getting worse. Ralph Waldo Emerson more than 150 years ago
criticized “this shallow Americanism, with its passions for sudden success.”
Since then our passion for instant gratification has resulted in such as fast
food, which too often leaves out nutrients; sound bytes, which leave out the
essence of the message; and fast breaking celebrity gossip instead of knowing
one’s friends, neighbors, and family.
Ed Begley makes a point about our
propensity for instant gratification. Remember The Three Stooges, Moe, Larry,
and Curly? Ed Begley says the key to their silliness was that no matter how
hard anyone was bonked, slapped, or slugged, the pain immediately went way, and
no one was ever really hurt by it. Not the case with instant gratification. Credit
cards can result in a mountain of debt. Stretching oneself to handle a back-breaking
mortgage, given unforeseen circumstances, can produce foreclosure. And a
lifestyle of wining and dining produces all sorts of heartburn. On and on it goes – pride before a fall.
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The second arrogant characteristic of the world in which we live is
‘Looking out for Number One.’ Let me mention just one way this is out of
control. Ken Blanchard and Mark Miller say in their book, The Secret – What Great Leaders Know- And Do, that the secret to
becoming a great leader is servant leadership. All great leaders serve, and the
primary mission of a servant is taking care of those they have the privilege to
lead… service before self. That sounds like Jesus, doesn’t it? But it is so far
from our experience with CEOs, politicians, and bureaucrats that we can hardly
imagine it.
The CEOs of our largest companies make hundreds of times what the
average worker makes, not to mention having put hundreds of thousands of
workers on the unemployment lines. Back in 1980, top CEOs made, on average, 42
times the pay of an average worker; in 2005, that went up to 242 times the pay
of the average worker, and in 2010, even after the collapse of the economy,
when it should have gone down, CEO pay went up to 343 times the pay of the
average worker. Furthermore, bureaucrats often oppose innovation because they
might lose their jobs, politicians often refuse doing what needs to be done for
the common good lest they offend their base, and more so than ever in our
nation, the money of the wealthy, be they individuals or corporations, runs the
show. And still people think that being arrogant is okay so long as I can be
one of them! It’s something to aspire to, throwing one’s weight around! Yet,
the writing is still on the wall. The arrogant will fall.
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The third characteristic of our world is
less known than instant gratification and “Looking out for Number One,”
although it is no less arrogant. It is impatience with imperfection. Those who study marriage know all about
impatience with imperfection. Some people get married with an ideal of marriage
in mind, and when one’s mate doesn’t live up to it, end the marriage. Those who
worry about the stress placed on kids also know about this problem. For ex., some
of you may remember the movie Miracle,
the true story of America’s Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets in 1980.
America never would have won had not our coach been impatient with
imperfection. But there is a big difference between expecting perfection from
an Olympic level team and expecting it from little kids on a soccer field or
baseball diamond.
There is a nice sounding slogan out there
that goes, “Every Child a Wanted Child,” but what makes a child unwanted? So
often, imperfection. Imperfect children are not always wanted, and now can be
aborted as a result of prenatal screening.
Recently an Oregon jury awarded $2.9 million to Ariel and Deborah Levy
who sued Legacy Health System after their daughter was born with Down Syndrome
despite a prenatal test that revealed no abnormalities. The couple said the
hospital should shoulder the lifetime burden for the care of their daughter
since the Levys would have aborted her had they known her condition. Such lawsuits
enrage parents like Leticia Velasquez, cofounder of a group that strives to
reduce the nearly 90% abortion rate of infants diagnosed prenatally with Down
Syndrome. Leticia loves her Down Syndrome child.
During our Tuesday night sessions recently
we have seen the big difference between Jesus and the people who gave us the
Dead Sea Scrolls, the Essenes. Whereas Jesus invited the blind, deaf, and maimed to follow him; the Essenes
forbid those with physical imperfection from being a part of their community.
Pride precedes a fall. Our NT lesson was
written to Christians who had been left behind in the sense that a significant
number of their congregation’s members had walked out on them. Why? The persons
who left their church bought into an arrogant, false version of the gospel. Why,
they had no need for Jesus to teach them anything! They knew as much as he did.
Nor was keeping the commandments mandatory. Do as you please. They did, though, believe that others who were
not as enlightened as themselves were a drag, and so they left that
congregation holding their noses so high that had it been raining they would
have drowned.
John is dealing with arrogant followers
of Jesus Christ on the one hand, those who think they’re superior, and he’s dealing
with devastated followers of Jesus Christ on the other, those left behind. “What
is wrong with us that our former brothers and sisters now think so little of us?”
they asked. Nothing, says John in our NT lesson. You’re okay. Don’t let the
arrogant get you down! Everyone who believes that Jesus is the Christ has been
born of God – you’re valued members of God’s family – and everyone who loves
the parent loves the child, other Christians. You’re right to love those who
have left – commandments are important - regardless of their not loving you.
And they can come back! Remember old Billy Ned-uchadnezzar, Belshazzar’s father?
He suffered greatly because of his arrogance. But then humbled himself and was
restored as king. Arrogance is not a life-long sentence.
And here’s the good news for all
who tired of arrogance. The victory that conquers the world is our faith, not
instant gratification or looking out for number one or impatience with
imperfection. When you think about it, there
is no writing on the wall for the one who believes that Jesus is the Son of God,
and who faithfully conforms his/ her behavior to Jesus’ humble example. Amen